God help you

Stand outside the White House yelling one day I'll run

for office and I'll kick your ass, and there will be laughter 

coming from the surrounding tourists.

Stop in front of any major Embassy, wherever you live, 

and tell the security guy they should raze this whole shit

and build a sports bar or a strip club in its place, 

and you'll get a puzzled look.

But God help your ass if you crack a similar joke at an airport. 
Wait, cross that. Allah help your ass 'cos you're going straight 
to Guantanamo with a black hood over your head to be
interrogated in Arabic.